The first time your death incarnate boyfriend decides to fly home instead of interplanar portalling and he almost ends up killing you after all
Bonus:
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[Image description: A five-panel greyscale comic featuring Taako and Kravitz from The Adventure Zone.
First panel: Taako, a chubby elf with freckles and long wavy hair pulled into a side braid, is lying on his back across a sofa, viewed from profile. He’s wearing a loose t-shirt and short shorts, reading a book that he’s holding up in front of him, and his ear is twitching as the SFX ‘flap flap flap’ is coming from off-panel.
Second panel: Taako has his head tilted backwards to look at a large black bird that’s landed on the arm of the sofa above his head. He’s saying “Oh. Hey, birdie.”
Third panel: Taako goes back to his reading. The bird is crouched on the arm of the sofa as if trying to get a better look at the book.
Fourth panel: The bird looks back at Taako and starts to ask, “What are you r—”
Fifth panel: Taako has thrown himself partially off the sofa and onto the floor, shouting “F-FUCKING FANTASY JESUS H. SHITTING CHRIST—” while the bird (Kravitz) flaps its wings in alarm.
The bonus image is a rough sketch of Taako lying face-down on the floor next to the sofa, gripping Kravitz’s trouser-leg and saying “I stared death in the face”. Kravitz, a half-elven man of medium build with tightly-curled hair tied up in a half-bun, is crouched next to the sofa with a fond frown on his face, saying “Now you’re just being dramatic,” to which Taako replies, “He was pretty cute.” End desc.]
guys there’s a kravitz power we’ve all been sleeping on
he can fucking telepathically talk to people. Merle was the only one who could hear him during the god lied to me scene. kravitz can just mentally project his thoughts into people’s minds.
taako’s in the shower and hears kravitz in his mind like ‘hey babe are we out of cheetos?’ and taako just starts screaming
we seriously are not giving this enough attention like you just cannot take the Chanel Hysteria lipstick, the 100% authentic Tiffany & Co.™ pearl necklace WITH the matching set of earrings. got the 2016 Fall/Winter blood orange Yves Saint Laurent fitted evening gown. and the hair is laid. to. rest. finally you see that drink? thats most definitely a large and you know she got this all with her own munty h u n t y
