The first time your death incarnate boyfriend decides to fly home instead of interplanar portalling and he almost ends up killing you after all
Bonus:
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[Image description: A five-panel greyscale comic featuring Taako and Kravitz from The Adventure Zone.
First panel: Taako, a chubby elf with freckles and long wavy hair pulled into a side braid, is lying on his back across a sofa, viewed from profile. He’s wearing a loose t-shirt and short shorts, reading a book that he’s holding up in front of him, and his ear is twitching as the SFX ‘flap flap flap’ is coming from off-panel.
Second panel: Taako has his head tilted backwards to look at a large black bird that’s landed on the arm of the sofa above his head. He’s saying “Oh. Hey, birdie.”
Third panel: Taako goes back to his reading. The bird is crouched on the arm of the sofa as if trying to get a better look at the book.
Fourth panel: The bird looks back at Taako and starts to ask, “What are you r—”
Fifth panel: Taako has thrown himself partially off the sofa and onto the floor, shouting “F-FUCKING FANTASY JESUS H. SHITTING CHRIST—” while the bird (Kravitz) flaps its wings in alarm.
The bonus image is a rough sketch of Taako lying face-down on the floor next to the sofa, gripping Kravitz’s trouser-leg and saying “I stared death in the face”. Kravitz, a half-elven man of medium build with tightly-curled hair tied up in a half-bun, is crouched next to the sofa with a fond frown on his face, saying “Now you’re just being dramatic,” to which Taako replies, “He was pretty cute.” End desc.]